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get to london within an hour

 

 

can't fucking get in touch with anyone

 

can't go alone

 

 

can't really afford a present other than a bottle of wine or something which you should take to a party anyway

 

have to go because i don't have anywhere else to sleep

 

argh

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yeah i totally have a few hundred bucks to throwdown on a plane ticket to and from london

 

 

actually i do but i need that money for vegas

 

i wanna know how you fly so cheap

 

i don't think i could fly to london at the last minute for less than a grand

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you were good. the last song was just drums and guitar and as it got more intense you started screaming without a mic and louder than the deafening guitar despite not saying anything else during the show

scary kinda

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sorry dude, I only got your facebook this morning. I was in central at ed banger 6 1/2 birthday bash at the coronet, elephant and castle. it was amazing. justice made a surprise appearance and djed. epic.

 

dude, you should start texting me instead of leaving me messages. hope you had fun though.

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sorry dude, I only got your facebook this morning. I was in central at ed banger 6 1/2 birthday bash at the coronet, elephant and castle. it was amazing. justice made a surprise appearance and djed. epic.

 

dude, you should start texting me instead of leaving me messages. hope you had fun though.

 

unfortunately i didn't have your number. Surrey's pretty samey, isn't it?

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it wasn't as bad as it might've been, but there were a couple of bad elements and not really any good ones.

 

i had surely one of the most depressing conversations of my life with the sister of 'the girl'

 

 

"Are you still in love with [her sister]?"

"That's a - well, so- sort o- yes, yes I am."

"Aww. You need to get your mind off her. What about x?"

"She's seventeen. She is quite attractive and certainly ticks a lot of boxes but she can also drink twice as much alcohol as I can and it just unnerves me from a 5ft 17-year old."

"She's drunk, and available."

"She thinks i'm a bit of a dick."

"No, she wants your dick."

"Is your sister coming?"

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it wasn't as bad as it might've been, but there were a couple of bad elements and not really any good ones.

 

i had surely one of the most depressing conversations of my life with the sister of 'the girl'

 

 

"Are you still in love with [her sister]?"

"That's a - well, so- sort o- yes, yes I am."

"Aww. You need to get your mind off her. What about x?"

"She's seventeen. She is quite attractive and certainly ticks a lot of boxes but she can also drink twice as much alcohol as I can and it just unnerves me from a 5ft 17-year old."

"She's drunk, and available."

"She thinks i'm a bit of a dick."

"No, she wants your dick."

"Is your sister coming?"

 

that is pretty depressing

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