Jump to content
knife

Lily Allen is a bitch

Recommended Posts

I hate Lily Allen so much

 

She's like the Paris Hilton of the music world

 

"I sleep around, act like an adolescent and have no talent! I should be a CELEBRITY!"

 

i want to argue with you but i don't have the energy for such nonsense.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
i want to argue with you but i don't have the energy for such nonsense.

 

I don't want to argue with you

 

But I won't listen to any arguments made in favor of Lily Allen

 

Shallow, spoiled little rich girl with the most obnoxious lyrics I've ever heard

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i think that it is cool that people are missing the point

that radiohead is trying to make

 

they are just asking people how much it is worth

how much is music worth to them

 

its an interesting question

 

radiohead as far as i know

do not plan to give all their music away

 

they just asked a question

 

which is what art does

 

interesting

 

o

and fuck gene simmons

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

why wasn't helen keller a good driver?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she was a woman

 

 

also lilly allen is a jerk, i mean the recording industry it total shit, if anything radiohead just did everyone a big favor by giving bands of all status a clue as to what the future of music should be

 

 

http://myspace.com/blackkidsrock

 

Thats a new band who just gave away their ep for free on their myspace and their career is exploding

 

take that lilly allen, free music, make money off of touring, that is how it should work

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
why wasn't helen keller a good driver?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she was a woman

 

 

also lilly allen is a jerk, i mean the recording industry it total shit, if anything radiohead just did everyone a big favor by giving bands of all status a clue as to what the future of music should be

 

 

http://myspace.com/blackkidsrock

 

Thats a new band who just gave away their ep for free on their myspace and their career is exploding

 

take that lilly allen, free music, make money off of touring, that is how it should work

 

Too busy "sick" -hic- to tour

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I could understand Lily Allen's point maybe 8 years ago when record sales could get a new band up and running, but in this day and age, that really has almost nothing to do with the success of newbies. Not saying the record industry is dead completely, but signing with independent labels is now just as effective as signing with the big guys, and in any case, the combination of Myspace and file sharing programs is 100x faster for people that want to get popular..... the money comes later in touring. :/

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are roughly 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. While most of these are insects and germs, this does not rule out flying reindeer - though Santa and my uncle Ralph, in his drinking days, are the only people who've ever seen one.

There are two billion children (small people under the age of 18) in the world. But since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle most non-Christian children, that reduces the workload to about 15 per cent of the total (roughly 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau). At a rate of say, 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good kid in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. That's 822.6 visits per second. For each eligible household, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, put presents under the tree, eat any snacks, kiss mommy when available, get back up the chimney, hop in the sleigh and move on.

Assuming each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth, we're now talking about 0.78 miles per household - a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to let Santa and the reindeer do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours.

This means Santa's sleigh moves at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound. The fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles a second (a conventional reindeer, by the way, can run 15 miles per hour, tops).

Assuming each child gets nothing more that a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting overweight Santa. Conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting flying reindeer could pull 10 times the normal amount, Santa would need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload (not counting the sleigh) to

353,430 tons, or four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth II.

353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles a second creates enormous air resistance, which would heat the reindeer to incandescence in the same fashion as spacecraft or meteors entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing

the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms. The entire team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.

Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500.06 gravities. A 250-pound Santa (a wee bit of an underestimate) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

The Internet originator's conclusion to the above: "If Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, theres no way hell be able to resist stealing all the nice diskboxes that has both of the in rainbows cds in them, those teasing fuckers"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"If Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, theres no way hell be able to resist stealing all the nice diskboxes that has both of the in rainbows cds in them, those teasing fuckers"

 

See, I don't think Santa would steal the discboxes [assuming he survived the g-force, the sonic boom, didn't OD on cookies/milk, etc] because I'm pretty sure Mrs. Claus is getting him one for Christmas.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...