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all old links by carl no longer work under the new board. here is a partial list of working links compiled by crash[and]burn/nightmare splash/nigel tufnel/cunt platypus:

 

Anna's House Of Burlesque

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

I'm Ready To Start Abusing My Powers Now

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Feeth And Ayl Banned?

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

You Know What? FUCK YOU, Stay At Your Mom's!

http://mortigitempo.com/really_bored/index.php?/topic/7009-you-know-what-fuck-you-stay-at-your-moms/page__p__232590__hl__You%20know%20what%20FUCK%20YOU%20stay%20at%20your%20mom's__fromsearch__1&%23entry232590

 

 

Search Function

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Unfortunately, I Just Realized How Much Stupid Shit I Am Surrounded By Here

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

An A-Amazing Feeling

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Good Sites For Adult Chat

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

The Official Thread With The Most Views

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Statutory Rape

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

All Things Anal

http://mortigitempo....__1

 

 

The First Church Of Ack Ack Ack Ack

http://mortigitempo....__1

 

 

Official Mod Bitching Thread

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Pablo Honey, The Rock Opera

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Couldn't find Brian's Help Thread

 

 

Dumbest Conversation You've Ever Heard

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Jimi Hendrix Is Overrated

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

THOSE ARE MY SHOES

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Thread Where MikeyG Professes His Love To Onantibiotics

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Help Me Brothers

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Radiohead: Creators Of Emo

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Bushes' Greatest Hits

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

I'm Too Scared To Post In The ">" Thread

http://mortigitempo.com/really_bored/index.php?/topic/55497-im-too-scared-to-post-in-the-thread/page__p__1756318__hl__I'm%20too%20scared%20to%20post%20in%20the%20__fromsearch__1&%23entry1756318

 

 

How Do You Get Girls?

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Hey Guys

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

VOTE GAYMOND

http://mortigitempo....%23entry1794720

 

 

Post Pictures That Are Lame/Pathetic But Still Totally Amazing

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Which MT'er Is Most Likely A Fake

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

The Meaning Of OKC, Anyone Want To Try It?

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Instructions For How To Give The Best Blowjob Ever?

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Black Zack

http://mortigitempo...._1

 

 

Dreaming Of Mooks

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Devon

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

A Song I Wrote For Holle

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Yeah right no way am i finding Question

 

 

Not gonna find the right Rael, either

 

 

Garfunkelsfriend

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

MT Hottest Man Final 2008 (Rapefish vs. EVERYONE)

http://mortigitempo....20vs%20everyone)__fromsearch__1entry2582663

 

 

Man Who Said That, What, Who, Stop Poking Me

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

MTers That Disappeared But You Remember For Some Reason

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Thom's Shortlived MT Membership

http://mortigitempo.com/really_bored/index.php?/topic/80902-thoms-shortlived-mt-membership/page__p__2660973__hl__Thom's%20shortlived%20MT%20membership__fromsearch__1&%23entry2660973

 

 

I Dream Of Dryan

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Alright MT I'm Back For A Thread

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Johnny5

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Cold War Kids/Airbag

http://mortigitempo....1

 

 

Couldn't find this one

 

 

Or This one

 

 

Create Covers For Games You Wish Existed

http://mortigitempo....1

 

Title: Chieftan Mews (originally, changed multiple times, to finally "October 12")

WTF: New boarders bond over TKOL while trying to unravel the mysteries of Mews. Moon theories? Morse code in the handclaps? ehhh maybe not, but lots of fun - absolutely. One could imagine the veins in penny's neck bulging every time he read it.

Link: http://mortigitempo.com/really_bored/index.php?/topic/104741-october-12/

 

all in all, this should suffice.

 

legendary threads.

Title: Anna's House of Burlesque

WTF: Anna encouraged us to show off our hot MT bods. And man was it hot.

Link: http://www.mortigitempo.com/too_bored/showthread.php?t=6596"

 

 

Title: im ready to abusing my powers now

WTF: cindy threatens annoying people.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=30841

 

Title: Feeth and Ayl banned?

WTF: Penny questions a mod move, both he and cindy are nominated for the postion.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=26249

 

Title: You know what? FUCK YOU, Stay at your moms!

WTF: Real life problems encroach a little too much onto MT

Link: http://www.mortigite...read.php?t=7010

 

Title: search function

WTF: MT at its best.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=33425

 

Title: Unfortunately, I just realized how much stupid shit I am surrounded by here.

WTF: Cadare farewell thread. Drama.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=14792

 

Title: an a-mazing feeling

WTF: Dog fucking, thats what.

Link: http://www.mortigitempo.com/too_bored/showthread.php?t=47920"

 

Title: good sites for adult chat

WTF: Penny's lonely night.

Link: http://www.mortigitempo.com/too_bored/showthread.php?t=21980'

 

Title: the official thread with the most views

WTF: An old classic still going strong.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=18051

 

Title: Statuatory Rape

WTF: Shyguy claims he was accused of rape. Hilarity ensues.

http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=21380

 

Title: All Things Anal.

WTF: crapdancesing takes a special look at radiohead songs.

Link: http://www.mortigite...read.php?t=1807

 

Title: The First Church of Ack Ack Ack Ack

WTF: No pooftahs.

Link: http://www.mortigite...read.php?t=2390

 

Title: Official Mod Bitching Thread

WTF: Penny gives us a place to complain. More hilarity ensues.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=25859

 

Title: Pablo Honey is a Rock Opera

WTF: belish makes it clear to all of us.

Link: http://www.mortigite...read.php?t=8921

 

Title: Help

WTF: Everyone on MT loves Brian, so his Stalker ridden crush is cheered on. If you go through and read one thread, make it this one.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=50372

 

Title: dumbest conversation you've ever overheard.

WTF: humans are retarded, MT showcases that.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=39749

 

Title: jimi hendrix is overrated

WTF: turns out hendrix is just an indie fad

Link: http://mortigitempo....ead.php?t=31327

 

Title: THOSE ARE MY SHOES

WTF: Henry R.

LINK: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=51358

 

Title: Thread where MikeyG confesses his love to onantibiotics

WTF: Mikeyg Proposes a long term relationship with Onantibiotics. REJECTED.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=55140

 

Title: help me brothers

WTF: Sweetjesus, Mooks, knock some sense into fino.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=39717

 

Title: radiohead: creators of emo

WTF: GRT in a nutshell. Turned into an entertaining thread for those on the sidelines.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=56695

 

Title: Bushes' Greatest Hits

WTF: I LIVING IN FUCKING UKRAINE COUNTRY AND IT IS FUCK UP MY FAT ASS.I HATE ALL OFFICIALS THAT THERE SHAT AND SHITING NOW IN OUR MOUTHES

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=54875

 

Title: I'm too scared to post in the "<" thread

WTF: Super mega thread

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=57318

 

Title: How do you get girls?

WTF: A simple question asked by many a nerd.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=39693

 

Title: Hey guys

WTF: XY Computer, alias or not, complete and utter genius.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=58083

 

Title: VOTE GAYMOND!

WTF: Several bands on LAST.FM get the gaymond treatment

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=58526

 

Title: post pictures that are lame/pathetic but still totally amazing

WTF: ClanClan thread.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=58388

 

Title: Which MT'er is most likely a fake

WTF: KEMP

Link: http://www.mortigite...?t=58097&page=1

 

Title: The meaning of OKC,anyone want to try it?

WTF: 'a dog also finds out it is a robot'

Link: http://www.mortigite...read.php?t=6078

 

Title: instructions for how to give the best blowjob ever?

WTF: this entire thread is one giant sexual innuendo

Link: http://www.mortigite...t=60721&page=20

 

Title: black zack

WTF: The neverending adventures of black zack

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=17335

 

Title: Dreaming of mooks

WTF: kal and his uhhh....dreams....

Link: http://www.mortigite...?t=55075&page=2

 

Title: devon

WTF: this thread goes from lol to whoa to omg harry

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=67188

 

Title: a song i wrote for holle

WTF: cindy on merlot

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=69338

 

Title: question

WTF: this was like a 6 hour fad on mt

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=58142

 

Title: rael

WTF: great fun made in name of raellll

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=76709

 

Title: garfunkelsfriend

WTF: Real life signifigant others on your messageboard never turns out well in the end, just a heads up.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=83146

 

Title: MT Hottest Man 2008 FINAL (Rapefish vs. EVERYONE)

WTF: As it turns out, the girls in the what do you look like thread have been lying to us!

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=84263

 

 

Title: Man who said that, what, who, stop poking me

WTF: joker ownage

Link: http://www.mortigite...732#post1786732

 

Title: MTers that disappeared but you remember for some reason

WTF: We all recall the creepiest most internet-y man on earth

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=91284

 

Title: Thom's shortlived MT membership

WTF: self-explanatory

Link: http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=86283

 

Title: I Dream of Dryan

WTF: Dryan maybe gen 3's most infamous member, so Aedan gave it to him. 1950's style.

Link:http://www.mortigite...ad.php?t=100102

 

Title: alright MT im back for a thread

WTF: which terrible tattoo should I get since i'm EIGHTEEN now and can rebel against my parents?

Link:http://www.mortigite...ead.php?t=93415

 

Title: johnny5.

WTF: penis sizes

Link: http://www.mortigite...ad.php?t=92380

 

Title: Cold War Kids/Airbag

WTF: I guess this is rapefishs own gaymond

Link: http://www.mortigite...t=92934&page=15

 

Title: WORLD'S SADDEST MAN

WTF: Skuj's stalker has followed Skuj over three messageboards to make fun of his haircut.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ad.php?t=102690

 

Title: New Album News

WTF: Listen, MT doesn't have the fucking scoop.

Link: http://www.mortigite...ad.php?t=105309

 

 

Title: Chieftan Mews (originally, changed multiple times, to finally "October 12")

WTF: New boarders bond over TKOL while trying to unravel the mysteries of Mews. Moon theories? Morse code in the handclaps? ehhh maybe not, but lots of fun - absolutely. One could imagine the veins in penny's neck bulging every time he read it.

Link: http://mortigitempo....741-october-12/

Edited by chroma
added the Chieftan Mews thread.

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ok' date=' this is it, its been discussed, but we really need to get it going.

 

PM me links to legendary threads with a brief description of what is going on inside. The threads can be ones that have died or were locked. i'll start us off.

 

Title: Anna's House of Burlesque

WTF: Anna encouraged us to show off our hot MT bods. And man was it hot.

Link: http://www.mortigitempo.com/too_bored/showthread.php?t=6596&highlight=classic+thread

 

 

PM Me!

 

not quite, but that's what everyone thought it was for, anyway. like i've said, the thread was originally meant for humor, but it turned into something else.... but it's like beating a dead whore...

 

... horse.

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not quite' date=' but that's what everyone thought it was for, anyway. like i've said, the thread was originally meant for humor, but it turned into something else.... but it's like beating a dead whore...

 

... horse.[/quote']

 

 

haha

well thats what it is now

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Guest Thomas J

just closed, a lot of people upped their post count by a LOT in that thread.

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what about that one i made in like august about whether or not i should do it with that girl, where everyone yelled at me for like two weeks straight, and for a while i was gone and people continued to yell at me, and it was hilarious, and this sentence has been a run-on for a while

 

ah found it http://www.mortigitempo.com/too_bored/showthread.php?t=39717

 

the ending is especially hilarious

 

god i was bored last summer

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the massively ironic thing is how within weeks of that thread i banned a feeth alias for spam, and of course i've banned Ayl many times.

 

 

the creation of the penny we know and love today.

 

"cindy would become drunk with power...(if she was appointed)"

i remember laughing when i read that.

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