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tmonk

i wrote a song for you all

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oh 

I'm so constipated

so constipated

run through a washer machine constipated

i'm so constipated

i'm so nonreactive

i don't know why it's so, but I just want laxative 

and it's 5 am and I'm sitting in stalls

just waiting for imaginary feces to fall

 

and i'm so constipated

so constipated

con con con con con con constipated

i'm so constipated

i'm so constipated 

i'm so constipated that I'm so constipated

you know what I think I think it doesn't stink and I don't need no sink I just hate it

 

*fart solo*

 

UUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

i'm so constipated

so constipated

so constipated that I'm so constipated

so constipated

i'm so obstipated

i'm so obstipated that I'm so constipated

sometimes I think I'd be better off loose

just like my cousin Bruce

 

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