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NationalJazz

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  1. I Might be Long Bloodysnatches Nude Videotape Black Star The Tourist Barehag Lewis Mistreated You Never Wash Up After You Come
  2. It's not really about grammar, it's about saying that modifying incorrect? How can you less or more incorrect? Think of the word and what it means, implicitly. You can not be basically incorrect any more than you can be just plain correct. But The Bends is still a piece of shit, and that is basically my opinion.
  3. Get your tongue out of my arse, you pretentious load of horse jizz.
  4. You cannot precede "incorrect" with an adverb and not be a cockhead.
  5. I didn't say I dislike it, I said it's a piece of shit. It's not antipathy, it's piece of shit.
  6. How is it incorrect to state an opinion you moron? I bet you say things like "suck your teenage thumb" to your little brother and think you're so fucking special. No wait, you're more modest than that. Spiky little shy thing? You're a goddamn joke.
  7. You're so cute, I wanna like pinch your cheeks. Then bludgeon you to death with the Deftones' singer's rigid corpse.
  8. you guys are a pack of fucking morons I bet Ed and Jonny hold hands and point at laugh at your inadequete posts and speculate as to your penis sizes you stupid twats
  9. Below looming pregnant milky walls, electrons of atoms of molecules of crumbled concrete dance windblown surfacewise, unnoticed alongside skin flakes, petrified black chewinggum mounds and miscellaneous detritus. She sits spreadeagled like a vacant marionette squiring little globules of coagulated blood from her Achilles
  10. Tonight I revisit Mortigi Tempo Tikki tikki tikki tikki No Sir Rambo Pished, Perry Posh? Pished, Perry Posh?
  11. A literature forum would be greatly appreciated by the educated members of MT.
  12. You jumped in a river what did you see? Fuck off Thom Yorke you suck at poetry
  13. If Little Baby Jesus Grew Was Here Right Now If little baby Jesus was here right now I'd call him a heathen cunt Smother him with a leaden pillow Suck out his marrow Use his little fingers for teppanyaki Fry! That's what I'd do If little baby Jesus was here right now.
  14. Ah ayet a who' truckloada' peas and ah'm thinkin' mahmma dat mah dargestion seest'm it arn't werkin' none too prawper... Ah bin sheeytin' peas aw day!
  15. And to think... I thought you could trust the internet.
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