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  1. Zach says: ok, final question(s) Zach says: have you attempted to or talked to God? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yes Zach says: just an attempt? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: before i turned 14, i talked to God all the time You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: it stopped after i became depressed Zach says: sad Zach says: did He ever say anything back? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: sometimes Zach says: nice, I hear Him talk sometimes Zach says: lately it's been about drugs, 'Why do you treat yourself so badly?' Zach says: but enough emo crap Zach says: if you could rename MT, what would name it? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Circadian Rhythm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: two most beautiful words in the english language. Zach says: gooood answer Zach says: and we're off, thanks for your time, Sam You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: no problemo
  2. Zach says: if SweaterGirl had to be an animal, which animal would you want her to be? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ummmm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Dolphin Zach says: good answer Zach says: dolphin's love sex Zach says: ok, enough animals You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: that and i could ride her You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: weeee You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: in the Zach says: lol You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: steed way You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ahem Zach says: my sister rode with a dolphin in mexico, it was awesome Zach says: we have a video of it You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: OR Zach says: or? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: she could be a shark You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and i'd literally jump the shark Zach says: she wouldn't be able to give good head with those teeth You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: like the Fonz did You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: that's sick zach You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: >_< Zach says: lol Zach says: that's me Zach says: let's test your cool points You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: zero Zach says: which is cooler: one tooth pick at the side of your mouth, or two tooth picks at both sides of your mouth? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: depends on the company Zach says: like, if there were kids you'd go for two toothpicks and pretend to be a walrus? my nieces would love that You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yes You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: exactly Zach says: there we go Zach says: ok, finish this sentence, 'I am the goddamn...' You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: batman Zach says: winner! You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yes! You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: what do i win? Zach says: 1,000 cool points awarded You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: epic Zach says: totally Zach says: what was your favorite thread you made on MT? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ouch You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ummm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i love doing the Top 100 things You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but other than that i guess the Evolution thread Zach says: good answer You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: because it really opened up a whole new world for me Zach says: how so? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: well i wasnt really interested in it at all until a few people on MT started questioning evolution You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and i was watching a series of videos by a guy called kabane52 on youtube You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: he's a Christian Evolutionist You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: great kid Zach says: mmhmm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: really smart You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and then i started to read around the subject You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and i loved it Zach says: fascinating You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and so yeah, that thread really opened a few doors for me Zach says: if you had to be a mod, which mod do you think you'd surpass? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: all of them Zach says: very true You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'd create an official MT day where i grant all MTers moderator status Zach says: I'm supposed to drop Cindy's name into all my intervieiws from now on because she cried when I didn't, so bear with me Zach says: Cindy, Cindy cinderizing cindericious cinders Cinderbating Cindy? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and then set it to return to what the board was like at midnight Zach says: (answer only in cindy's) You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Cinders. You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: that's what i call her You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Cinders Sisko Zach says: Cindy will be happy You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah she loves it Zach says: what's your favorite dance move? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: she's never told me herself You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but she does You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ummmmm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'm gonna go with Stipe Dancing You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: the whole thing You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: because there are no real moves but it's so beautiful Zach says: good answer, I prefer Thom yorke idioteque dancing You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: even though Thom stole it Zach says: right Zach says: give us some names for baby Sams You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ok You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: my first girl would definately be called River You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: in honour of Joss Whedon's Firefly Zach says: mmhmm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Joss would actually be a good name for a boy, come to think of it You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i suck at names for boys You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'll leave that for the missus Zach says: here's a great boys name you might wanna steal Zach says: Gabriel Maximus You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: there was a kid in my school called Gabriel You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: he had big light brown curly hair Zach says: mmhmm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: put him in a toga, give him a harp, he'd look like an angel Zach says: lol Zach says: good name then You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah Zach says: what's your IQ? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i did a test once Zach says: I score around 132 You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but it was one of those free internet ones You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: so probably not very accurate Zach says: mmmhmm Zach says: I've taken paper IQ tests, too You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i think i was in the 30-40s Zach says: it's pretty accurately 132 Zach says: 130's-140's? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: haha You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah Zach says: 30's-40's would be about Jerry Falwell IQ level You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: about five times the IQ of a gym teacher though Zach says: lol Zach says: what's the hardest drug you've done? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: umm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: caffeine You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but i do a LOT of that Zach says: lol Zach says: I just took one of those 5 HOUR ENERGY drinks Zach says: made entirely of vitamins, no caffeine Zach says: not feeling too much You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i've never smoked, never drank, never done anything like that Zach says: wow Zach says: you know you're of age in england, right? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: judging by the state my dormmates are in when they get back from the student union every night, yeah, i had noticed Zach says: just checking You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: haha Zach says: ok, let's wrap this up Zach says: any questions for me before I ask your final question? Zach says: (it's a two-parter_ You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: where did you get your IQ test from? Zach says: ) Zach says: my psych class You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: aw dang You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i want one Zach says: I'll try to hook you up You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: awesome
  3. Zach says: interview motherfucker: are you ready?! You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says (the renowned Dio Brando/Circadian Rhythm/Bayberry Moon/Test Tones): sure! Zach says: cool Zach says: ok, Sam Zach says: how are you? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: zach You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: pretty good thanks Zach says: good Zach says: care for a cup of tea? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i don't drink tea You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'm so unbritish Zach says: too bad Zach says: so, I understand you're an atheist evolutionist, is this correct? Zach says: SAM! Zach says: this is serious business, answer me! You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: ummm You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah sort of You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'm an atheistic agnostic You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but atheist for short Zach says: so, are you going to like burning in hell for all eternity? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: if i get to meet Leonidas and his brave 300? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: sure! Zach says: always looking to the positive side Zach says: so, you and sweater girl Zach says: you're an item, are you not/ You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i look forward to dining with them Zach says: ? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yes Zach says: are you faithful?! You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: that's us in the picture Zach says: cute You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: so far yeah Zach says: so you're planning some extra-relational affairs? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: HAHA You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: no You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: although... Zach says: I'll make sure to tell her that You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: no Zach says: lol You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i'll stick with no You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: final answer Zach says: she scored lowest on the accuracy of the top 100 radiohead songs, how did that make her feel? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: she laughed Zach says: haha You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: its only because she likes some of the crappy B-Sides Zach says: do you think Einstein went around thinking everyone was a dumbshit, and do you do that, too? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and an unnatural love of bones Zach says: the b-sides are awesome Zach says: but bones isn't You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i bet einstein thought people were dumbshits, but felt bad about it You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: and i do that sometimes You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but now i'm at uni everyone is more intelligent than me You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: or You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: so it feels Zach says: what university do you go to? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: it's nice when i get to correct someones essay You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: Warwick You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: it's like You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: top 10 You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: possibly top 5 Zach says: wow, nice job You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: thanks Zach says: I go to a respectable community college, and I've got my heart set on Austin, UT next fall You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: niiiice Zach says: yeah Zach says: keep austin weird, man Zach says: ok, on to the lighter questions Zach says: have you ever thought about having sex with an animal? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: other than "what would THAT be like" in a curious way? no Zach says: yeah, I've only gotten to the part where it goes, 'nah, that hole is waaaay too small' Zach says: and I'm not scottish Zach says: and I don't own sheep You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: it's welsh Zach says: ok, I'm scottish but I'm not born in scotland You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: it's the welsh who fuck sheep Zach says: no way You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah way Zach says: every had any family who did? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: well Zach says: do you regret that animal sex thread? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i wouldn't put it past my auntie You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: she's welsh. You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: no way Zach says: lol You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: i fully stand by everything i said in that thread Zach says: you stick by it? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: the paedophilia one i'm less sure on You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: but definately the zoophilia one Zach says: !!! you made a pedophilia thread? You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yes Zach says: damn, son Zach says: that's going out on a limb You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: that was the other half of my taboo topics You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: not really Zach says: that's getting into Callum territory You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: the idea is an old one dating back to Focuault and de Beauvoir Zach says: I bet Zach says: and up to current day NAMBLA You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: haha Zach says: but not the other one, not the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: yeah well as i said, not sure about it but i still think its an interesting topic Zach says: if you're michael jackson, definitely You can love yer brain, even if it slips down the drain. says: the age of consent is something we still take for granted as being a good thing, and it's always nice to question why we have it Zach says: if you're michael jackson, definitely
  4. Zach says: before your last question, do you have any questions for me? The Goddamn Batman says: you have sprung this up on me! hmmm....... i don't think so... i would think but it's been a busy, hard workin day. or! since you introduced me as 'great', what makes me so great? The Goddamn Batman says: either that or tell me how the drink Pernod came about Zach says: well, shit dawg, first the batman picture thread, then the batman panel, then the refresh this page, you're a top 5 poster, man Zach says: I know nothing about Pernod Zach says: sorry The Goddamn Batman says: it's ok The Goddamn Batman says: and, thanks Zach says: ok, final question: do you think you're going to hell or heaven and what do you want the devil or God say to you when you get there? If you don't believe in heaven or hell, let's politely end this interview here. The Goddamn Batman says: so far i'm goin to heaven for being a good Catholic...... i'd like god or st peter to offer me a pint. and that would be me happy Zach says: good answer Zach says: thank you for joining us, Elijah The Goddamn Batman says: not at all Zach says: whatever The Goddamn Batman says: it has been a pleasure, etc.
  5. The Goddamn Batman says: i want my interview honeybear! Zach says: well when you ask you like that, sure why not The Goddamn Batman says: good man Zach says: alright, folks, we're here with the great Elijah The Goddamn Batman says: that is me Zach says: a man who joined MT a long time ago but only recently started kicking ass Zach says: I promise not to go too easy on him Zach says: now Elijah, what makes you so great? The Goddamn Batman says: well....... The Goddamn Batman says: a bowl of coco pops in the mornin does it The Goddamn Batman says: sometimes even the shit whatever-shop rip off...sometimes they do it with dark chocolate....ACE Zach says: breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you heard it from Elijah himself Zach says: now Elijah, what brought you back to MT? The Goddamn Batman says: i moved to a rock in the middle of the mediterranean ocean where i didn't know anyone. basically. The Goddamn Batman says: ....and their bars were/are shit and don't serve good cider and proper pints. the spanish are really missing out Zach says: si, si The Goddamn Batman says: indeedy Zach says: I asked Hector this question and he totally pussed out. You walk into your room, the lights are dimmed, candles are everywhere, there's a lady from MT in the nude seductively lying on your bed, Which fine MT honey is it? The Goddamn Batman says: i don't even know who the ladies are, so i am gonna say that lass who played the lawyer in Prison Break, she fuckin LOVES MT. Zach says: lol Zach says: ok, weird answer there The Goddamn Batman says: and obviously would love me because i am a sexy european/irish Zach says: what are the most disco cookies you've ever been on at one time? The Goddamn Batman says: eh......i've absolutely no idea. i don't really know where one ends and the other starts. but there are a lot of girls and dances in between. and being sick. and giving foreign currencies to barmen, and dropping my phone in the toilet Zach says: Elijah, why are you so hardcore? The Goddamn Batman says: i am not. I'm a teacher Zach says: have you ever seen the film Half Nelson? The Goddamn Batman says: Zach says: lol The Goddamn Batman says: it sounds a bit faggy Zach says: it's about Ryan Gosling as a coke/crack head teacher The Goddamn Batman says: i would like to get some coke in ibiza Zach says: proof you can be hardcore and a teacher Zach says: oh would you? The Goddamn Batman says: yes of course... i've a very gay friend who worked in ibiza in the summer as a dancer who said would hook me up, but he fucked off to new york Zach says: y'know, thanks to you I walked around at a party the other night all coked and eckied up getting everyone to say, 'I'm the goddamn batman!' and 'The Gestapo, open up, Ms. Frank.' The Goddamn Batman says: i told that joke on christmas day to my uncle who's a priest Zach says: oh god, how'd it go over? The Goddamn Batman says: fantastic. he's a good lad. him and my mother were drunk so there was a lot of laughter. i followed it with... What's bad about 4 Nazis driving a jeep over a cliff? Zach says: what? The Goddamn Batman says: you can fit 5 nazis in a jeep Zach says: lol Zach says: nice Zach says: Elijah, can you teach me how to score chicks in clubs once I turn 21? The Goddamn Batman says: we have a civilised catholic christmas The Goddamn Batman says: eh..................... The Goddamn Batman sent 12/30/2007 3:34 PM: well, i tell them i'm irish. The Goddamn Batman sent 12/30/2007 3:34 PM: n den dey r like SXY!!!11! Zach says: damn Zach says: I could try on a scottish accent, will that get laid or will it just get me haggis? The Goddamn Batman says: strange club that serves haggis Zach says: weeeeiiiiird The Goddamn Batman says: or.........COOL. Zach says: or that, yes Zach says: let's play a game of finish that sentence Zach says: I'll start a sentence and you finish it The Goddamn Batman says: but i'm sure your sexy self will gets teh ladiezz The Goddamn Batman says: ooooooook fire away Zach says: why thank you Zach says: ok, here we go Zach says: "The last time I crimaxed was,,," Zach says: crymaxed* The Goddamn Batman says: ........was when i looked crymax up in the dictionary, probably. Zach says: "I will never..." The Goddamn Batman says: let ANYONE find out that i am batman The Goddamn Batman says: if i can help it Zach says: good answer Zach says: "When I propose to Cindy, I will make sure to..." The Goddamn Batman says: not buy her a ring, fuck that shit. Zach says: lol Zach says: ok, last one of these Zach says: "I am the goddamn..." The Goddamn Batman says: SUPERMAN. see, you don't know i'm batman. success. Zach says: damn you! damn you elijaaaaaaaah! Zach says: *clears throat* The Goddamn Batman says: I'm too good Zach says: what's your favorite race in a woman? The Goddamn Batman says: throat problems i see, brandy? Zach says: I've only been drinking beer, sapparo and piss water like bud The Goddamn Batman says: i don't like the spanish ones at all.........if i want someone olive-skinned i'll fuck an olive tree. i like them irish. but mostly i like the type that leave me the fuck alone. The Goddamn Batman says: bud is bad. i can't drink that bollocks Zach says: ui know, it's horrible The Goddamn Batman says: so stop drinkin it then, you ballbag Zach says: so am I actually gonna do acid with elijah one of these days or was that just a thread? The Goddamn Batman says: well you'd need to come over to ibiza or ireland... Zach says: I'm down The Goddamn Batman says: fo sho? Zach says: I'll pick up a fine honey along the way so I don't get bored on the plane The Goddamn Batman says: good man yourself, get me one too Zach says: what was the saddest moment of your life? The Goddamn Batman says: holy shit, don't take the mood down! The Goddamn Batman says: when my grandmother died, i'd say The Goddamn Batman says: but i foresee many sad days..............having to leave uni being a big one. Zach says: yes, yes Zach says: if you could punch the face of god, would you? The Goddamn Batman says: nah he's not too bad The Goddamn Batman says: then i'd have to go to hell, and i don't like what Dante tells me about it Zach says: think Dante was right? The Goddamn Batman says: maybe....it doesn't really matter though, whatever happens happens. if you're a dick you go to hell if you're not you go the other way. all in all, a good piece of literature The Goddamn Batman says: even for the immature who snigger at the name Virgil cos it sounds like virgin Zach says: lol The Goddamn Batman says: of course, it's no COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO Zach says: now, aside from the count of monte cristo, what's your favorite work of literature? The Goddamn Batman says: Bartleby, The Scrivener by Herman Melville...only a short story but it's great The Goddamn Batman says: i mostly dislike anything written after the second world war........ except bret easton ellis and roddy doyle Zach says: woah woah woah, Camus, Brautigan, Hemingway, Orwell, what about them? Zach says: and sophocles! The Goddamn Batman says: i think sophocles was well dead by 1945. i like camus and orwell, but detest hemingway Zach says: strange Zach says: moving on Zach says: Think there's a chance you have any Elijah babies out there you don't know about? The Goddamn Batman says: of course not. i am always safe........except with my last proper girlfriend, but there's been no tell of pregnancy there so it's all ok. plus, if any girl is pregnant with my child, and it's a boy, they'd have to call it Alessandro. if she refuses, throw the baby away Zach says: a very good policy The Goddamn Batman says: hmm, same for if it's a girl. throw it away. i want a little Alessandro Elijah Rua Zach says: that's an awesome name Zach says: I was gonna name one of my kids Gabriel Maximus Ferguson The Goddamn Batman says: excellent. i met a guy named titus the other day. i was in awe Zach says: oh wow Zach says: that's fucking awesome The Goddamn Batman says: he was big n stuff Zach says: well with a name like that you have to be The Goddamn Batman says: yeah.. i was a bit scared, being all small Zach says: who do you think are the top 3 coolest Mortigians? The Goddamn Batman says: 'this is no time to be making enemies' The Goddamn Batman says: but i like yourself and luxuryyacht and dollyllama Zach says: why thank you, and yeah, they're pretty cool Zach says: what's the dumbest thing you've ever said? The Goddamn Batman says: of course they are, the goddamn batman likes them The Goddamn Batman says: i'd have to think about that........ but at the zoo my ex-girlfriend said do me "do you think those rhinos are heavy?". Christ on a bike, no they're as light as a feather you silly bitch Zach says: lol Zach says: yeah Zach says: my ex-fiancee used to say stupid shit, too Zach says: like, 'Do you think I'm pregnant?' and 'Do you think I have HIV?' The Goddamn Batman says: we hadn't even been drinking, unforgiveable The Goddamn Batman says: and also "you didn't text me back yesterday!" yes, i fuckin know. Zach says: and then one day I was like, 'Do you think I'm actually gonna be with you for the rest of my life?' and she got the answer wrong Zach says: lol Zach says: girls can be dumb The Goddamn Batman says: that is why they are in the kitchen Zach says: exactly Zach says: why didn't I get my girlfriend a watch? Because there's a clock in the kitchen!
  6. M0dest Me: we're here with Just/Paranoid of MT fame, a new poster but a good one M0dest Me: Toni, how are you? jadedflower08: i'm pretty good right now jadedflower08: listening to some good music M0dest Me: oh, don't make me blush now jadedflower08: lol, what's wrong with Radiohead? M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: buuuuurn M0dest Me: you're not listening to my album? jadedflower08: Liquid Lunch jadedflower08: yes M0dest Me: cool jadedflower08: great stuff M0dest Me: ok, let's get down to the questions M0dest Me: when I first joined MT, the first person I admired and respected was Penny, followed by Cindy. Who were your firsts? jadedflower08: hmm, I actually really liked Kerri Ace. I liked the honesty. jadedflower08: then again, i suppose it's easy to be honest over the internet M0dest Me: yeah M0dest Me: it's harder to make up a persona, I think M0dest Me: have you ever dreamt about MT? jadedflower08: lol, no jadedflower08: don't think I've been on long enough for that jadedflower08: I have dreamt about a person though M0dest Me: mind if I ask who? jadedflower08: from MT jadedflower08: i can't answer that M0dest Me: I'll respect that. jadedflower08: maybe later M0dest Me: it wasn't mooks playing guitar in naught but boxers was it? jadedflower08: lollol jadedflower08: no M0dest Me: Callum had that dream. M0dest Me: and then made it very public jadedflower08: lol jadedflower08: i missed that M0dest Me: it was a little before your time. M0dest Me: How long do you see yourself posting at MT? jadedflower08: I actually haven't thought about that jadedflower08: I can't see myself stopping jadedflower08: I like the community of fellow Radiohead lovers jadedflower08: it's hard to get that around here M0dest Me: it's something all radiohead fans need jadedflower08: yes M0dest Me: now, this sn, 'jadedflowers' why so depressing? jadedflower08: lol, uhhhhhh, i was a pretty lame teen, I thought jade was a cool word/name and I wanted to come up with something of an oxymoron. I've been known to be a bit pessimistic though. jadedflower08: I actually went by Jade in a few classes in high school M0dest Me: cool M0dest Me: I went by Ezekial a few times jadedflower08: lol, really? jadedflower08: nice M0dest Me: now, if you could have dinner with any celebrity, living or dead or a little bit of both: who? why? jadedflower08: umm, David Bowie jadedflower08: he was my first real crush. bit wierd. M0dest Me: understandable jadedflower08: you've got to love a man that wears tights in a kids movie M0dest Me: venture out on a limb for us, what's the most personal thing you'd be willing to post in this interview for the rest of MT to see? M0dest Me: you sure do jadedflower08: umm, probably that I think you're really attractive. other than that I don't really have anything pesonal that I wouldn't mind sharing. M0dest Me: now I'm blushing jadedflower08: lol M0dest Me: moving on... M0dest Me: what song are you on on the album? jadedflower08: uh I'm listening to Put the Past Away, everyone should check out your music in Your Art. It's really great music. jadedflower08: And Surf Rock was really nice. M0dest Me: wow, you answered my second question before I could ask it. M0dest Me: you're good. M0dest Me: thanks jadedflower08: yeah jadedflower08: thany you jadedflower08: thank M0dest Me: ok, you've come across some racism on MT, how did that make you feel? jadedflower08: hmmmmmmm, that's a good question. A bit saddened at first, for some reason I thought rh fans would be more open minded, probably because I am. jadedflower08: Other times I realize its a joke but] jadedflower08: I don't really know how to feel some of the time M0dest Me: it gets out of hand sometimes jadedflower08: yeah, but I guess it'd hard for someone to understand how I would feel if they're not black themselves. "It's just a joke" M0dest Me: right jadedflower08: you're going to edit my spelling mistakes right? M0dest Me: it's easy to think you're just making a joke when it doesn't have anything to do with you M0dest Me: for you, yes jadedflower08: aww, thanks M0dest Me: ;-) M0dest Me: aside from Camus, if you could marry any classic author, who would you marry? jadedflower08: T.S. Eliot, one of my favourite poets. M0dest Me: and which piece would he dedicate to you? jadedflower08: The Hollow Men, that's what got me into him. jadedflower08: well, his work M0dest Me: good pick M0dest Me: I'm not sure who'd I go with. M0dest Me: Plath, maybe? M0dest Me: hmm M0dest Me: ok, moving on jadedflower08: yes M0dest Me: what's the funniest thing you've come across on MT? jadedflower08: uhh, that's hard, there have been a lot of funny things. I know there was something last night that I actually loled about. jadedflower08: but it's 4:11 here and I can't really remember M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: why are you up so late, toni? jadedflower08: I always am, and I've got a lot to think about M0dest Me: like what? jadedflower08: like that guy I was telling you about.. M0dest Me: ah, right. jadedflower08: yeah jadedflower08: and I can't got to sleep without finishing your album M0dest Me: which song are you on now? jadedflower08: question: are you going to make another? M0dest Me: oh yes M0dest Me: can't stop now jadedflower08: Someone Else jadedflower08: very nice M0dest Me: thanks! M0dest Me: what is your favorite food? jadedflower08: hm, seafood/chinese? it's hard to decide. jadedflower08: you? M0dest Me: good picks, I love chinese scallops M0dest Me: but I think my favorite's fondue jadedflower08: haven't tried that M0dest Me: you should jadedflower08: I have't tried that either jadedflower08: I like the guitar noise in the background M0dest Me: any guess how I'm making that noise? jadedflower08: no, ny playing really close to the recorder? jadedflower08: no idea M0dest Me: scraping the pick along the string jadedflower08: Got My Sunshine? M0dest Me: yeah? jadedflower08: is this the one? M0dest Me: about the break up? yes jadedflower08: yeah, it's very good. M0dest Me: muchos gracias jadedflower08: denada, or however you spell that M0dest Me: that's right jadedflower08: what are you doing for new years? M0dest Me: I might be going to a party in sacramento M0dest Me: should be loads of fun M0dest Me: what are you doing for new years? jadedflower08: I'm still trying to decide between two parties jadedflower08: one is hosted by an ex i don't really get along with M0dest Me: sticky situation there jadedflower08: the other might be a bit awkward jadedflower08: yeah, maybe I just won't do anything M0dest Me: hmm M0dest Me: you should come out here, but I always say that jadedflower08: if i had the tiime, the money, and somewhere to stay. jadedflower08: one day M0dest Me: fair enough M0dest Me: ok, I think it's about time to wrap this up M0dest Me: before I ask your last question, do you have any questions for me? jadedflower08: um, how are you so good at making amazing music? jadedflower08: both albums are wicked M0dest Me: I have deep pain in my soul that only can be soothed by creative musical compositionizing jadedflower08: I'm sorry for the pain but I love the music jadedflower08: your new album is in Your Art right? M0dest Me: yes M0dest Me: ok, final question M0dest Me: if we made out, how hot would it be on a scale of 1-10? jadedflower08: . jadedflower08: 13 M0dest Me: 8-) jadedflower08: yeah M0dest Me: yeah jadedflower08: all the more reason to fo to California M0dest Me: alright, it was great to have the lovely Toni on the interview, thank you very much M0dest Me: most definitely jadedflower08: thanks Zach M0dest Me: you're welcome jadedflower08: Liquid Lunch -> Your Art jadedflower08: check it out. M0dest Me: lol
  7. cpccp1: Hello M0dest Me: hey, is this hector? cpccp1: Indeed it is M0dest Me: you ready to do this shit? cpccp1: OK. Just a warning, I might be cut off at some point, but hopefully not M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: we'll work around it M0dest Me: so....why you gotta be frontin' Radiofly's territory by ripping off his name? cpccp1: It's an interesting story that goes back a while M0dest Me: let's hear it cpccp1: I originally made the name to poke fun at him a bit, because he had a few interesting qualities. I like the fellow and didn't think he would take any offense from it cpccp1: So I did a few things like staunchly defend "Let Down" (one of his least favourite Radiohead songs), give props to later Pink Floyd, and jump in to praise The Decemberists M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: nice cpccp1: Somewhere along the line though I felt sort of guilty so I revealed the alias, along with cabinentlanguage cpccp1: But it was in The Longest Thread On Other Music so naturally nobody except for the OM regulars was paying attention. In the meantime I wanted to post under different aliases but didn't want to have to create new ones or reveal aliases that I knew and liked, so I started posting under ones I had already revealed cpccp1: These included Lickitung, cabinentlanguage and indeed The RadioFly cpccp1: So I think I finally answered your question there M0dest Me: yes, took some time M0dest Me: but fascinating M0dest Me: with all these aliasii, are you trying to cover up your sadness with being Hector Gilbert? cpccp1: Not really M0dest Me: have you ever wanted to trade bodies with someone? cpccp1: Hector Gilbert is on 14999 posts, that's why M0dest Me: ah M0dest Me: gonna get some hookers and coke for the big one five? cpccp1: Sometimes part of me wants to be in the position of someone more fortunate, just out of jealousy, but as the saying goes the grass looks greener on the other side cpccp1: I'm quite fortunate in many respects to be where I am so I haven't really longed to be in someone else's shoes cpccp1: I haven't thought about either coke or prostitutes for that event. To be honest I'm not sure what I could do that would do 15k justice, which is all part of why I've been holding back and posting under different names M0dest Me: it's a tough question, definitely M0dest Me: moving on M0dest Me: you're MT's resident mathematical genius. If you lived in Pythagoras' time, would you join his mathematical cult? cpccp1: As I recall (my history might be wrong) there would have been an interesting dilemma there: to follow such great early minds, or resist the opposition to difference that would have come with the clique M0dest Me: I have to ask, is Bushes your brain child? cpccp1: That all sounds pretty bigheaded, but it comes from my recollection that the cult was ultimately wrong in some regard. Something to do with the square root of two... cpccp1: There was a poster named bushes, wasn't there? M0dest Me: yeah, your sentence kind of made a classic Bushes grammatical structure cpccp1: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Paranoia%20and%20knowledge this has a section on the cult of Pythagoras three articles down cpccp1: As in an error? I'm trying to think and write at the same time, so... M0dest Me: it's a hard thing to do M0dest Me: so, Hector, how long have you been at MT? cpccp1: Anyway, I vaguely remember bushes and that people were amused by him but I don't recall any of his posts in particular cpccp1: Since July 2005 M0dest Me: nice, I'm about April 2006 M0dest Me: ok... M0dest Me: have you ever questioned your sanity? cpccp1: Occasionally M0dest Me: tell us about that cpccp1: One example was where I stayed alone in a house for a time and after a couple of days started feeling paranoid M0dest Me: were you living off lollipops and crisps? cpccp1: I was keeping watch on someone's house while they were out, in a city I wasn't especially familiar with. There was nobody really to talk to. Eventually little things that bothered me bothered me more to the point where I was considering chucking album covers I disliked in the bin M0dest Me: lol cpccp1: As I recall I was living off of vegetarian substitute hot dogs and bagels M0dest Me: that would make me feel out of sorts, too cpccp1: I only get really nervous and agitated like that when I'm alone with nothing to do, I don't keep good company with myself. So I kind of watch that M0dest Me: I was once alone in my grandma's house in bum-fuck nowhere and started talking to myself, and then realized that and started telling myself I was crazy cpccp1: As in, you were having a conversation with yourself? M0dest Me: yes M0dest Me: out loud cpccp1: I wonder if there's anywhere in the DSM-IV criterion that states that that in particular is abnormal M0dest Me: I have one, I can check later cpccp1: To be honest talking to yourself strikes me as perfectly innocuous if you know you're doing it. But I might be wrong M0dest Me: it's not that crazy, no M0dest Me: let's play a game, let's play some word association cpccp1: Alright M0dest Me: I'm going to say a word and you say the first word that pops into your head M0dest Me: potatoes cpccp1: bags M0dest Me: Halloween cpccp1: pumpkins M0dest Me: death cpccp1: The Grim Reaper M0dest Me: Cindy cpccp1: chitramyqueen M0dest Me: The Radiofly cpccp1: That comic book fellow who RadioFly has as his avatar cpccp1: (I've forgotten his name) M0dest Me: ok, back to the questions M0dest Me: if MT were a band, what role would you have and what role would Cindy have? cpccp1: Alright, I'm going to make this as literal as I want to cpccp1: I feel bad having to speak for Cindy, but I couldn't imagine us having more than tertiary roles if we had to play in a band with other MTers. Like say Bob Nastanovich in Pavement, who I seem to recall had to do all sorts of odd things including keep time for their shambolic first drummer cpccp1: The big personalities and musicians of MT would shove us to one side cpccp1: (I don't play) M0dest Me: lol, man, that's sad M0dest Me: what's the most hardcore thing you've ever done./ M0dest Me: ? cpccp1: I'd really have to dig deep to think about that cpccp1: Because really I'm a complete wuss M0dest Me: everyone's done something hardcore cpccp1: I remember one time I volunteered for Tae Kwon Do classes in school, and I was terrible. I think I have developmental dyspraxia so that couldn't help cpccp1: And we were lining up for jump kicks cpccp1: And I thought "I'll give it my best shot", so I jumped pretty high and kicked the mat quite hard despite the instructions not to. I didn't know at the time, but the reason why we were told not to kick hard was because the rebound would cause us to flip. So I did cpccp1: I think I passed out right after that, probably just from shock M0dest Me: lol, that's pretty hardcore, in a kind of lame way M0dest Me: reminds me of a time I got a baseball thrown to me at first base from third base and it caught my mouth and I had to dig my braces out of my lip M0dest Me: not sure why that reminds me of it, but oh well cpccp1: I used to have braces, awful things M0dest Me: truly M0dest Me: did you eat an apple right after you got them off? that shit was amazing cpccp1: Not right after, but now that you mention it I did particularly enjoy my first apple M0dest Me: yes cpccp1: Also getting compliments on the order of my teeth the day after getting them off, that was satisfying M0dest Me: ok, you walk into your bedroom, the lights are dimmed, candles are everywhere, your favorite music's playing and there's a naked woman from MT lying seductively on your bed. What woman is it? cpccp1: I'm trying to find a good way to dodge this question, give me a second M0dest Me: lol cpccp1: Ah yes, I wouldn't know what woman from MT would be good enough with electricity to change the lighting system in my room. Maybe there is, but I don't know her M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: nice dodge M0dest Me: but you're putting the pussy on a pedastal cpccp1: I can see a gaping hole in it, but thanks anyway M0dest Me: what was the last thing that made you cry? cpccp1: When I told my mother that my Pok
  8. don't worry, cindy darling, I'll drop your name into my next interview.
  9. Callum - says: possibly - Callum - says: we bought weed near a plain clothes policeman - Callum - says: he was carrying it so got a warning and everything - Callum - says: then we went back to oxford street - Callum - says: he sat sulking in a bus stop - Callum - says: and as i was trying to navigate the way home he leapt on a random bus going in the wrong direction Zach says: he's just gone from hardcore to pussy in my book - Callum - says: not wishing to chase him across the city i returned home hoping to phone him - Callum - says: but i ended up locked out of the flat for four hours Zach says: now it sounds familiar - Callum - says: in which time i drank five cans of cider and smoked twenty-four cigarettes because there was nothing else to do - Callum - says: i was unable to contact him Zach says: haha - Callum - says: he burst in my room at 4pm - Callum - says: he had went to sleep in an alleyway then woken up in an empty flat in central, with a belt hanging from the ceiling tied into a noose - Callum - says: and with weird scratches on his beck - Callum - says: neck Zach says: Zach says: um. well. I hang out with gangsters? - Callum - says: do you? Zach says: just one. - Callum - says: you should probably edit the last bit out, there was a whole thread Zach says: yeah, I thought he threatened to kill me once, but he was talking to a friend of mine and only joking, over beer pogn Zach says: ok Zach says: I will - Callum - says: oh - Callum - says: 'oh' about the killing - Callum - says: not the editing Zach says: yeah Zach says: ok, I think we're getting to that time Zach says: any questions for me before I give you your final question? - Callum - says: No. Zach says: fair enough. Zach says: if you were an action figure, what actions could you perform and what would you come with? - Callum - says: I will not be treated as a product, Kafka. Zach says: yes you will, Mr. Milk Frother Zach says: now answer the question or we're done here. - Callum - says: I WILL NOT BE TREATED AS PROPERTY - Callum - says: to quote a good man Zach says: tell us who, if you would - Callum - says: John Lydon - Callum - says: of course - Callum - says: from the song 'Public Image' Zach says: of course Zach says: (no idea who that is) - Callum - says: what - Callum - says: are you shitting me - Callum - says: you don't know who John Lydon is? Zach says: alright, Callum, thank you for your time, this has been a wonderful, enlightening interview. - Callum - says: no - Callum - says: it ain't over Zach says: um. Zach says: I think it is. - Callum - says: you don't know who John Lydon is? Zach says: no, I don't. - Callum - says: Johnny Rotten? Zach says: oh, yeah, I know Johnny Rotten - Callum - says: yeah - Callum - says: that's John Lydon Zach says: oh, ok Zach says: now we're square? - Callum - says: jesus christ - Callum - says: yeah, whatever, cut Zach says: is that cut as in cut and paste or cut as in, I'm too drunk to spell cunt? Zach says: ok! and that's all the time we have! - Callum - says: no it's neither - Callum - says: it's cut as in - Callum - says: stop
  10. - Callum - says: can you do me now can you do me now Zach says: lol Zach says: yes Zach says: do you have a condom? I mean, are you ready to be interviewed? - Callum - says: i actually do in my pocket, which is odd for a pessimistic pseudo-celibate. - Callum - says: yes, i'm ready - Callum - says: actually - Callum - says: not the pocket - Callum - says: you know that little shitty pocket you can't put anything in - Callum - says: that's inside your pocket - Callum - says: on a pair of jeans Zach says: you're a psuedocelibate, even though you have all the populous open to you? that's like buying a bank account and then carrying around hundred dollar bills. Zach says: yes Zach says: I know that pocket. - Callum - says: yeah it was in there - Callum - says: that's where i had the condom Zach says: ok - Callum - says: anyway Zach says: good to know - Callum - says: to answer the last question Zach says: I've always wanted to know, is it Kal or Cal? - Callum - says: i find sex a bore and on every occasion i've tried to chat someone up i find myself doubled over in physical pain the next day thinking of what i said and going 'oh god i'm so hopelessly wet' - Callum - says: let me finish my answer before you begin another question please - Callum - says: it's whatever, but i thought kal seemed a bit childish - Callum - says: nobody calls me it irl - Callum - says: similarly i refuse to call my friend 'ollie' Zach says: when his real name is....? - Callum - says: oliver Zach says: ah Zach says: were you aware that your name backwards is Mullac? - Callum - says: yes i was, one of those crazy ateasers used to call me 'mullac the mollusc' in conversations i had with him and some very attractive girl who used to also post on MT. I don't think any child with a healthy degree of curiosity can possibly reach the age of about eight or something without having discovered what his name spells backwards. Zach says: I was 13. Zach says: ...it's hcaz Zach says: ok, moving on. Zach says: let's get the big question out of the way first. Zach says: Kal, why are you so hardcore? - Callum - says: I don't know, zach, I just don't know - Callum - says: that was my original answer. you know when you picture yourself in your mind Zach says: brb mymoms calling - Callum - says: when you get a picture of yourself in your minds eye - Callum - says: what the fuck - Callum - says: this never happens on parkinson - Callum - says: are you back yet?# Zach says: so sorry, she tripped and bashed up her shin, now she's in the hospital getting tests done Zach says: and I have to bring her some toothpaste, underwear, and a chai latte Zach says: all very exciting stuff - Callum - says: what - Callum - says: that's the - Callum - says: are we still doing this? Zach says: yes - Callum - says: yeah good Zach says: I've got time - Callum - says: it's good to see you take your job that seriously that your mothers wellbeing can wait - Callum - says: alright - Callum - says: as i was saying - Callum - says: you know when you picture yourself in your minds eye Zach says: mmhmm - Callum - says: and you imagine yourself - Callum - says: well - Callum - says: are you ever wearing shades and/or smoking? Zach says: are you asking me? - Callum - says: yeah Zach says: well, sometimes I picture myself as funnyHAHA posting on MT and I'm making a lot of smoke_coo's, does that count? Zach says: honestly, smoking, no shades - Callum - says: no, no, when you picture your soul - Callum - says: well - Callum - says: i mean - Callum - says: i do smoke a lot - Callum - says: but i never wear shades - Callum - says: but every time i imagine myself i am wearing shades - Callum - says: it's odd - Callum - says: i might experiment with them in the summer but generally i think it's hard not to look like a prick Zach says: unless you do it right and you're like, john cusack from say anything Zach says: ... - Callum - says: nah nah Zach says: I just realized I could've said a 1,000x cooler people than that - Callum - says: well - Callum - says: maybe - Callum - says: yeah - Callum - says: obv - Callum - says: but that's like - Callum - says: the half-cliche - Callum - says: not quite the anti-cliche or the not-cliche-at-all - Callum - says: and not entirely the cliche either Zach says: right Zach says: so, how drunk are you right now? - Callum - says: depression is my current drug of choice - Callum - says: i've had a few whiskies and a few glasses of wine - Callum - says: but over a long period of time - Callum - says: family dinner - Callum - says: um - Callum - says: how long are you gonna be around for Zach says: at least 45 minutes, why do you ask? - Callum - says: i'm gonna nip for a cigarette Zach says: ok, me too - Callum - says: actually i'll make a cup of tea first - Callum - says: no - Callum - says: no - Callum - says: no - Callum - says: i've abandoned the idea - Callum - says: i have another 5 minutes Zach says: ok Zach says: I know I say this a lot in interviews, but I think I'll actually edit this out Zach says: no one wants to read this part Zach says: moving on - Callum - says: are you sure? - Callum - says: i'll go all morrissey on your ass Zach says: I asked kerri this same question, when you realized you had a larger part to your sexuality than you were first aware of, was it more like or like - Callum - says: it was neither - Callum - says: how dare you assume such complex emotions can be summed up with such basic smileys Zach says: lol - Callum - says: next question Zach says: are you going to take Arto's offer and do him on New Years? - Callum - says: no, no, i have an invitation to a party in reading - Callum - says: my friend refused not to go because he said there was a slight chance of him getting sex and he hasn't had any in a while Zach says: good call, I'd do the same Zach says: but poor Arto Zach says: let's try out some of the weirder questions - Callum - says: he's been very obtruse lately Zach says: Where would you rather stick your tongue? on a frozen pole or inside a cow's mouth? - Callum - says: my god, the things i do with words - Callum - says: um - Callum - says: well wait - Callum - says: is there a danger the cow might bite it? Zach says: no - Callum - says: or is it just pain vs ickyness - Callum - says: cows mouth then Zach says: a man's answer Zach says: wat would you rather do naked inside a crowded bar? ride a mechanical bull or sit in someone's bowl of nuts? - Callum - says: are these literal? Zach says: yes - Callum - says: there's absolutely no metaphors here? Zach says: it would be a tight fit - Callum - says: not even any freudian analysis? - Callum - says: um - Callum - says: probably the former Zach says: fair enough, and last of the weird questions: What extreme sport would you rather partake in? hang gliding in a hurricane or snorkeling in a tar pit? - Callum - says: um - Callum - says: the former Zach says: me too, I think it'd be awesome - Callum - says: no it wouldn't, it'd be terrible Zach says: what would you do if your parents ever came to one of your gigs? - Callum - says: but i have a great fear of drowning - Callum - says: it's one of my five great fears - Callum - says: i don't know. my dad disapproves of sonic youth and noise-rock and my mother would disapprove of pretty much everything so it would be tense Zach says: would you still rock out, though? - Callum - says: i'd find it hard. Zach says: yeah Zach says: which do you think is stranger, an american accent or a british accent? - Callum - says: well an american accent is inarguably more 'strange' Zach says: I always imagine it must sound strange to british ears - Callum - says: not particularly, you're always on the telly Zach says: so callum, how much love have you been giving your milk frother? - Callum - says: well we were excited when we bought it and rushed home for a macchiata - Callum - says: then we kept seeing it in our friends room - Callum - says: the cross-dresser ex-flirter-with-homosexuality and voted most-likely-to-be-sectioned - Callum - says: we feared the worst - Callum - says: turns out he'd been using it to play guitar - Callum - says: turns out it works quite well - Callum - says: alternate between that and a steel ruler and you only lose 5 strings per gig Zach says: sounds like your friend's hardcore too, if only he weren't so confused - Callum - says: he's hardcore - Callum - says: did i tell you about the time i got arrested with him - Callum - says: i'm pretty sure i posted - Callum - says: you must remember Zach says: no, did it involve fishnet stockings?
  11. Kafkapwnsauce! I have to create that!!! and yes, you can kick my nuts. If you're hot.
  12. you IM me over MSN or AIM (M0dest Me) and then once you agree that i get a free plane ticket out to you and get to kick you one time square in the nuts, I interview you.
  13. M0dest Me: is this the infamous manpanther? tranecacophony: indeed it is! M0dest Me: success! M0dest Me: I thought you were hiding from my intensely personal interview skills tranecacophony: no actually i was actually bitching to someone else about not getting interviewed tranecacophony: not noticing you were trying to interview me tranecacophony: actually M0dest Me: how ironic! tranecacophony: its like rain tranecacophony: on your wedding day M0dest Me: now, tell me about Janel. M0dest Me: you. M0dest Me: her. M0dest Me: marriage? kids? tranecacophony: whoa tranecacophony: wait M0dest Me: or just sex? tranecacophony: what tranecacophony: um M0dest Me: this is coming from a trusted source. M0dest Me: that I cannot disclose M0dest Me: lives at are stake! tranecacophony: um M0dest Me: shit, are at* tranecacophony: i would engage in sexual acts with her tranecacophony: but tranecacophony: this comes as a bit of a surprise to me tranecacophony: i talk to her on aim too M0dest Me: would be the man to walk 500 feet and walk 500 more just to be the man to walk a 1,000 feet to fall down at her door? M0dest Me: would you* be tranecacophony: no tranecacophony: but tranecacophony: if i had the money tranecacophony: shed be on the list of mters to go meet tranecacophony: id probably take a plane though tranecacophony: im jinda fat tranecacophony: kinda M0dest Me: oh are you? M0dest Me: hmm, I've never seen your picture M0dest Me: are we talking scare kids kinda fat or it can be hidden by a black velor shirt fat? tranecacophony: im not really fat tranecacophony: but i have tranecacophony: a bit of a pudge tranecacophony: that im not too fond of tranecacophony: so the shirt thing M0dest Me: you know, between you and me and whoever reads this interview out of the thousands of posters on MT, I'm a little fat, too M0dest Me: but, you know, don't tell anyone M0dest Me: do you think janel would take you pudge and all? M0dest Me: or anyone off MT for that matter? tranecacophony: i think janel would be leading the female mt march to get their hands on this jelly roll tranecacophony: haha M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: confident words tranecacophony: yeah im a cocky bastars tranecacophony: d M0dest Me: so, Joshpanther, if I can call you that, you're a big name on MT and you've been there for a while. tranecacophony: you can call me that M0dest Me: if MT were an organized crime unit, what role would you play and what actor would play you in an MT film? tranecacophony: if it were an organized crime unit tranecacophony: i would be one of the guys near the top tranecacophony: one of the silent ones with all the power that you dont wanna fuck with tranecacophony: and if mt were a film tranecacophony: i definitely be the guy tranecacophony: that is played out to be the villain throughout th movie tranecacophony: but in the end you find out i was framed and i end up being the hero and getting the lass M0dest Me: good answer M0dest Me: any actor you'd care to name? tranecacophony: johnny depp tranecacophony: edward norton tranecacophony: probably ed M0dest Me: yes M0dest Me: so how bout them yankees? tranecacophony: dude tranecacophony: i hate the yankees tranecacophony: and they better keeps their dirty hands off tony larussa M0dest Me: what are you, some sort of red coat? tranecacophony: i dont know what that means tranecacophony: but if its in referwence to the cards then yes M0dest Me: I know about as much about baseball as babies know about astrophysics M0dest Me: which doesn't work if you're thinking of those babies from baby genuises tranecacophony: i was about to ask about astrophysics prodigy babaies haha M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: ok, Josh, we're gonna test out your smooth, humphrey bogart, gonna-tap-that-ass skills tranecacophony: ok M0dest Me: I'll name a female MT name, and you say, 'Nice _____" M0dest Me: are you ready? tranecacophony: definitely M0dest Me: Natalie. tranecacophony: nice tits M0dest Me: Janel. tranecacophony: nice ass M0dest Me: Ona tranecacophony: nshit tranecacophony: nice ass again M0dest Me: Mutsy tranecacophony: nice tits M0dest Me: Holle tranecacophony: nice voice M0dest Me: hmm tranecacophony: nija tranecacophony: ninja M0dest Me: y'know, MT doesn't really have the female equivalent of Rael M0dest Me: ...yet tranecacophony: thank god M0dest Me: yeah M0dest Me: they're all good folk, really tranecacophony: course M0dest Me: tell us about your obsession with black avatars. tranecacophony: i dunno tranecacophony: i think maybe im fascinated by black people tranecacophony: or maybe i just like that everyone thought i was black when i first made manpoanther M0dest Me: if you had to have a black actor play you in a film, who would it be? M0dest Me: or any black celebirty' tranecacophony: whos that guy from shawshank redemption? tranecacophony: hes the shit M0dest Me: personally, I'd go with Urkel M0dest Me: Morgan Freeman? tranecacophony: yes tranecacophony: morgan freeman M0dest Me: he's a good one, yeah. tranecacophony: or tranecacophony: chapelle M0dest Me: do you ever crack up at the phrase, 'black hole'? tranecacophony: i think i offended some black girl in science class in third grade regarding black holes M0dest Me: sorry to open up old wounds tranecacophony: i alo once pronounced niger as nigger in grade school tranecacophony: i was always kind of a bastard tranecacophony: oh its cool M0dest Me: of course M0dest Me: moving on to the grotesque...would you be willing to lock yourself in a closet for an hour with a dozen black widow spiders for 100,000? tranecacophony: fuck tranecacophony: ni tranecacophony: no tranecacophony: never tranecacophony: i hate fucking spiders M0dest Me: Would you be willing to have "USDA Prime" permanently tattooed on your butt if you were awarded your own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame afterwards? tranecacophony: hmm tranecacophony: im not reallly intersted in the walk of fame tranecacophony: but that tattoo sounds pretty awesome M0dest Me: so you'd do it anyway? tranecacophony: hell yeah M0dest Me: awesome M0dest Me: ok, last of the weird questions....What would you rather tattoo on your forehead? the numbers '666' or the world 'SLUT'? tranecacophony: slut, easily M0dest Me: fair enough tranecacophony: no cos im a slut but cos whoa M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: tell us manpanther, does it really work 30% of the time, 100% of the time? tranecacophony: i have no idea what youre talking about but im inclined to agree tranecacophony: it sounds good M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: (that's an anchorman reference) tranecacophony: havent seen it M0dest Me: !!! M0dest Me: then why the hell did you call yourself Manpanther?! M0dest Me: You're a schmuck! A fake! tranecacophony: do they say manpanther in that movie? tranecacophony: somebody just onee called me a sexpanther and it went from there M0dest Me: yes, it's the name of a cologne tranecacophony: oh haha tranecacophony: awesome M0dest Me: yeah, watch it sometime. M0dest Me: moving on. M0dest Me: let's see, it's about time to wrap up. tranecacophony: i didnt agree to sex M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: oh, you silly man. tranecacophony: haha M0dest Me: If you could go back in time and pick your first words after your first time having sex, what would they be? tranecacophony: thanks for theinterview tho M0dest Me: my pleasure tranecacophony: oh shit tranecacophony: pop goes the weasel M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: you huge dork, you tranecacophony: haha M0dest Me: this has been a lovely interview, thank you for your time.
  14. M0dest Me: so hey, you wanna get interviewed? clunky piano key: suure M0dest Me: ok, we're here with Janel/Jmaureen of MT fame M0dest Me: tell us, Janel, when you first came to MT, you posted up a storm. Then Mutsy completely broke that record. How did that make you feel? clunky piano key: better clunky piano key: i was waiting for someone like her so that i could slip under the radar for a bit M0dest Me: and that worked out nicely for you, didn't it. M0dest Me: in fact, I bet some don't even remember your wilder posting days. clunky piano key: i could really care less if anyone remembers them or not M0dest Me: how long have you had this, 'fuck you, I won't do what you tell me, rage against the machine' kind of attitude? clunky piano key: i've always been this way i guess clunky piano key: i tried out the nice girl attitude for mt but look where that got me M0dest Me: good point clunky piano key: in fact i think one of my first posts says something like 'i always try to be nice and then forget that i'm not' M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: if your life were a book, what would it be called? clunky piano key: cascade clunky piano key: because life is unstoppable, obv clunky piano key: like water M0dest Me: and if you came out with your own perfume? clunky piano key: facade clunky piano key: i like 'cade' words M0dest Me: lol\ clunky piano key: and what is purfume but a luring device M0dest Me: good one M0dest Me: exactly M0dest Me: but I can't knock perfumes that heavily, being a manpanther man myself. M0dest Me: you know how that goes. clunky piano key: yeah M0dest Me: so, Janel, how long have you been carrying Carl's baby? M0dest Me: have you picked out any names? M0dest Me: you should probably go with an easy first name, given that Carl's last name is Wxyclkyazq clunky piano key: well i miscarried clunky piano key: i don't want to talk about it clunky piano key: it's kind of a sore subject M0dest Me: oh dear me M0dest Me: please, for the sake of beautiful people everywhere, don't give up M0dest Me: ok! next question M0dest Me: Jmarueen: great poster or greatest poster? M0dest Me: (sorry for the typo, I'll edit that) clunky piano key: i forgive you clunky piano key: i don't think i'm great or the greatest, i'm quite happy being just a poster M0dest Me: if MT were the government, and you happened to sneak your way into the president (obviously ThomasJ)'s cabinet, what would you be the secretary of? clunky piano key: haha clunky piano key: dance parties M0dest Me: nice answer! clunky piano key: i'd organize dance parties so that thomas j could get laid M0dest Me: you're really going places Janel, you know that? clunky piano key: oh i know clunky piano key: unless time has developed a way to move backwards i suppose i'll always move forward M0dest Me: of course M0dest Me: unless you are a mastermind, I don't believe you have any aliases, or have ever changed your MT sn....are you working off the philosophy of 'don't fix it if it ain't broken' or are you storing up potential aliasii? clunky piano key: i was "Sunshine" at one point M0dest Me: ah yes, I remember now clunky piano key: but i ditched that one M0dest Me: too happy, shiny? clunky piano key: nah clunky piano key: the s was capitalized clunky piano key: and i hate capital letters M0dest Me: I hate capitalists, too clunky piano key: it bothered me more than i can describe clunky piano key: well clunky piano key: i don't hate anyone clunky piano key: oh i have aliases though M0dest Me: are you willing to disclose them? clunky piano key: i'll never tell M0dest Me: !!! M0dest Me: moving on, before I get angry M0dest Me: let's test your sense of humor M0dest Me: I'll say a joke, and we'll see if you laugh M0dest Me: I want to make a shirt that says on the front, 'This is what a feminist looks like' M0dest Me: and on the back it says, 'No fat chicks.' M0dest Me: ... clunky piano key: hah clunky piano key: i want to make a shirt that says 'i gave your boyfriend an ulcer' M0dest Me: so dumb blondes can think it means some sort of sexual maneuver? clunky piano key: right clunky piano key: when really it'll mean that i made him drink himself into submission clunky piano key: thus causing the ulcer M0dest Me: this is the first I've seen of your truly wicked side clunky piano key: well it could be worse M0dest Me: it could clunky piano key: you can get ulcers from stress too M0dest Me: yes, my grandpa had one M0dest Me: from stress M0dest Me: ... clunky piano key: i'm sorry to hear that M0dest Me: *breaks down crying* M0dest Me: *stops immediately* M0dest Me: next question M0dest Me: I mean, let's play a short game of open-ended analogies M0dest Me: ThomasJ is to Rael as Jmaureen is to clunky piano key: shoot clunky piano key: natalie M0dest Me: (take note children) M0dest Me: um, hmm M0dest Me: Jazz Flute is to Metal as your music is to clunky piano key: grunge M0dest Me: Jesus is to Gandhi as cheez-its are to (this is the last one, I swear) clunky piano key: (would be natalie is to jmaureen btw) i respect natalie and i'm only assuming rael respects thomas, as he should clunky piano key: cheez its clunky piano key: to clunky piano key: bread M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: and, let's wrap this up M0dest Me: first, do you have any questions for the interviewer? clunky piano key: hmm clunky piano key: nothing clunky piano key: we're good M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: last question: if you had one last post on MT for good, what forum, what words? clunky piano key: it'd probably be some song lyrics and it'd probably be in some gen chat thread and it wouldn't make sense to anyone but me. M0dest Me: perfect. M0dest Me: and we're out. thank you for your time.
  15. M0dest Me: alright, let's see if we can do this in time KerriAceNine: Alright M0dest Me: take off your pants. wait, no, I mean, prepare to be interviewed. M0dest Me: are you ready? KerriAceNine: I was born ready. M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: were you also born with a confused sexuality? M0dest Me: ...still with me? KerriAceNine: That's a tough one to answer. Considering I don't believe someone is born with their sexuality, I'd have to say no. KerriAceNine: God damnit, I type more than one-word answers. Patience my child. M0dest Me: so you're saying silk shirts can make you swing the other way? KerriAceNine: Silk shirts, not specifically, no. KerriAceNine: Perhaps other things, but not silk shirts. M0dest Me: like? KerriAceNine: Too much Ace of Base. M0dest Me: yes. I made a point to stop listening to them once I hit puberty. KerriAceNine: I actually didn't start until after puberty. M0dest Me: which leads me to my next question, are you a giver or a taker, and when you met Kemp (as we all know you did), did you give or did you take? KerriAceNine: I never met Kemp, to answer the second. For the first, I'm happy either way. M0dest Me: so then it's a myth that guys are either one or the other? KerriAceNine: No, but there are some guys out there who will do both. KerriAceNine: Such as me. M0dest Me: ok. M0dest Me: When you first acknowledge that side of you, was it more like or like KerriAceNine: Actually, it was more like "meh" KerriAceNine: I am who I am, so meh M0dest Me: oh, so then... M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: maybe not so sad M0dest Me: alright, let's see M0dest Me: you went to cooking school. KerriAceNine: Yes. M0dest Me: if Mooks was in your apartment, playing guitar with naught but boxers on, what would you be in the kitchen cooking for him? M0dest Me: (I swear I'll get off the gay topic soon) KerriAceNine: I wouldn't be cooking specifically for him. I'd probably be cooking, and if he wanted any, I'd let him have some. M0dest Me: and for the sake of rhetoric, what would you be cooking for yourself? KerriAceNine: Depends on my mood that day. Right now I haven't had any pasta for a while, so I'd probably cook myself some pasta with tomato sauce and sausage. M0dest Me: sounds good. KerriAceNine: Serve it up with a salad, and have several glasses or merlot or chianti with it. M0dest Me: Now, tell us more about Kerri Ace the woman, is she an actress? Or someone you made up because you're working your way toward tranvestitism? KerriAceNine: I'm not quite sure. Sometimes I claim that she's an alternate persona, other times I think she's my feminine side of me. M0dest Me: is she a real person? KerriAceNine: To answer any questions about Kerri Ace the woman, first I'd have to figure out what her true nature is. M0dest Me: well, let's test that. KerriAceNine: Perhaps, perhaps not. If Kerri Ace is merely a feminine extension of myself, then yes, she is, because she's me, and I'm a real person. M0dest Me: If Franz Kafka and Kerri Ace had sex, what would Franz Kafka write about it and what movie would Kerri Ace make about it? M0dest Me: give titles for both. KerriAceNine: Franz Kafka would write a novel called Love with a Crazy (Wo)man KerriAceNine: Kerri Ace would make a movie called How I Met Myself M0dest Me: lol M0dest Me: good stuff! M0dest Me: what is the most hardcore thing you've ever done? KerriAceNine: Picked a fight with a special needs kid when I was in 8th grade. KerriAceNine: Beat the shit out of him, got suspended from school for three days over it. M0dest Me: you know you're going to hell, right? M0dest Me: what kind of special was he? KerriAceNine: A merciful God will accept sinners, if they repent for their sins. KerriAceNine: Special as in mentally challenged. M0dest Me: I guess that's not as bad as a wheelchair. M0dest Me: and your theology is top notch. KerriAceNine: I'd call myself fairly religious, but far from devout. M0dest Me: Given you could change your physical appearance, would you rather be the best man at a wedding, or the maid of honor? KerriAceNine: Maid of honor, no contest. M0dest Me: learn something new every day. M0dest Me: if you wrote or directed a porn, what would you call it? KerriAceNine: Hm KerriAceNine: Explorations in Human Sexuality, Part 1 and make it a satire of a scientific documentary. M0dest Me: I dig it. M0dest Me: What appliance would you rather use every day, a toaster that screams expletives when the toast is ready, or an ice dispenser that makes farting noises when the cubes come out? KerriAceNine: The toaster, once again without contest, because I use ice for nothing. I don't have an icemaker in my freezer, nor any ice cube trays. M0dest Me: then how do you drink ice water? KerriAceNine: I drink ice water? That's news to me. M0dest Me: me too! M0dest Me: ok, final question KerriAceNine: I don't drink ice water, silly head. M0dest Me: you're at the gates of heaven and God is standing there. What do you want him to say to you? KerriAceNine: I don't know, something like "Hello" would be nice, I guess. M0dest Me: fair enough! M0dest Me: cut and print
  16. M0dest Me: are you ready to do this thing? GandhiMetal125 (DollyLlama): sure M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: how are you? GandhiMetal125: i'm full, i just ate my mom's food man it was sweet she made it especially spicy tonight M0dest Me: good, good M0dest Me: now, you're pretty new to the board. Who or what brought you to MT? Was it God? GandhiMetal125: i lurked for like a month once i found greenplastic through random lyric searching and such, and then i was like fuck it GandhiMetal125: so kinda M0dest Me: what would you say your religious persuasion is? GandhiMetal125: marginally diminishing, i'm believing and i'm committed less and less each day for some reason M0dest Me: why are you typing so slowly? are you currently smoking a doobie? GandhiMetal125: but hindu GandhiMetal125: nah nah i don't smoke weed all the time GandhiMetal125: im enough to be a stoner but not a pothead M0dest Me: oh, so you smoked it a second ago, ok M0dest Me: so, you're a hindu. Are you going to like burning in hell for all eternity? GandhiMetal125: nahhhh, i wouldnt dare to be high in front of my mom! GandhiMetal125: with gandhi GandhiMetal125: yeah i will M0dest Me: I do that all the time, then I smack her and say, 'Make a sammich, bitch, I got the munchies!' M0dest Me: you should try it sometime GandhiMetal125: i do that to other people's moms M0dest Me: wow GandhiMetal125: but not mine M0dest Me: you know what DollyLlama? You're okay. GandhiMetal125: thanks kaf u were like the receptive, welcoming one when i first joined mt M0dest Me: well, I'm glad i could be there for you. But now I'm trying to be more or less a jackass, so bear with me. GandhiMetal125: k k me too M0dest Me: Now, you were considered an alias when you first joined, because you were so quickly awesome. M0dest Me: We know you're not an alias now, but if you were to be someone's alias, whose alias would you be? GandhiMetal125: hmmmmmm M0dest Me: gotta give me a name here GandhiMetal125: that brian kid seems like a completely nice, honest kid, so i could be like the totally niggardly, bastardizing alias of his GandhiMetal125: u know smokin weed talkin noise M0dest Me: so Brian finally admits it: DollyLlama is his brain child. M0dest Me: Let the record show: DollyLlama is Brian's alias. GandhiMetal125: indeed. M0dest Me: so, Brian, if you don't mind me calling you that, where did you get that picture of the indian guy? GandhiMetal125: i was gonna hav an arranged marriage with this girl, so it just happened that it was her smelly brother GandhiMetal125: i though i'd be eclectic GandhiMetal125: and go curry and hav an arranged marriage yknow M0dest Me: right, right, perfectly normal for white kids with bowl cuts to do that. absolutely. M0dest Me: moving on. this AIM name, GandhiMetal. What's so metal about "Gandhi"? GandhiMetal125: i used to listen to iron maiden and i'm a distant relative to gandhi M0dest Me: shouldn't it be more like, "mental" gandhi? The guy was crazy. Didnt' believe you could solve your problems with violence. I solve all my problems with violence. M0dest Me: fair enough. M0dest Me: do you think you'd get eaten alive if you had to spend all your time at MT in Other Music? GandhiMetal125: actually im not related to gandhi at all i made that completely up M0dest Me: you fucker. GandhiMetal125: i post there when i see classical music GandhiMetal125: or lists GandhiMetal125: but besides that, i couldn't handle the amount of music those guys listen to, like info overload GandhiMetal125: i like dissect a small amount of music M0dest Me: I once made a thread called, 'Your Least Favorite Poster'. If you could add to that thread, who would you name? GandhiMetal125: i haven't really formed any real beef with anyone yet GandhiMetal125: but i look forward to it M0dest Me: let's form that beef now. M0dest Me: call someone out. M0dest Me: If you absolutely can't, I'll give you a name. GandhiMetal125: do that M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: Rael M0dest Me: are you familiar with Rael? GandhiMetal125: kinda i don't really read his posts GandhiMetal125: extensively GandhiMetal125: that is GandhiMetal125: i heard something bout his stache GandhiMetal125: and then i heard it wasshaved M0dest Me: I hate it when people don't read specific poster's posts. I like to ignore threads instead of posters. M0dest Me: it was a nightmare. M0dest Me: we all hated it. GandhiMetal125: how would u feel if i said i had a mexistache M0dest Me: I would lose this much respect for you: (________________________________________________) GandhiMetal125: yeah im actually completely joking you again GandhiMetal125: i gandhi'd u again M0dest Me: thank buddha M0dest Me: you sonuvabitch M0dest Me: ok, Llama, let's play a game GandhiMetal125: go M0dest Me: I'll start a sentence M0dest Me: and you finish it M0dest Me: "I killed Rael, cooked him into a chili and fed him to his parents because..." GandhiMetal125: because my name is hera GandhiMetal125: or was it hera that did that? i remember she was jealous at zeus a couple times M0dest Me: it was Cartman on South Park that did that. M0dest Me: ... M0dest Me: next sentence GandhiMetal125: no rael, i dun wanna start beef M0dest Me: "I sucked Penny's dick because..." GandhiMetal125: penny is a mod and i suck up to mods like that M0dest Me: thank you for your honesty. M0dest Me: "Before this interview I..." GandhiMetal125: i was hoping for more appreciation of my subtle word usage GandhiMetal125: ok so the latest one: GandhiMetal125: "i wrote a song! with no words! cuz i'm lyrically barren!" M0dest Me: depressing, but ok. GandhiMetal125: yeap M0dest Me: "After this interview I will..." GandhiMetal125: clean my gat M0dest Me: and then off Rael, noted. GandhiMetal125: point blank isn't clean nigga M0dest Me: better watch out, Rael, Aravind's pissed. M0dest Me: I'm sorry, I don't listen to hip hop. M0dest Me: Have you ever encountered racism? If so, how funny was it? GandhiMetal125: i forgive u GandhiMetal125: not really actually, just random brown disses about deoderant and such, in which case i viciously counter with my deft black-panther/kkk/whatever other race i need to diss wit M0dest Me: can you say something racist about scottish people, so I can at least pretend to be angry at you? GandhiMetal125: scottish people have slanty eyes M0dest Me: hahahahaha M0dest Me: that is so true, you bastard. M0dest Me: ok, final question M0dest Me: ... M0dest Me: are you ready? GandhiMetal125: go go go M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: ... M0dest Me: no, I got nothing. GandhiMetal125: fag M0dest Me: It was good having you with us, Llama. GandhiMetal125: sure thing kafkafaggledoo GandhiMetal125: any time, gayfkasuckdicklecockoo M0dest Me: security! SECURITY! GandhiMetal125: fag M0dest Me: ok, fine, I'll give you a final question M0dest Me: hmm M0dest Me: brb (seriously) M0dest Me: I'll edit this GandhiMetal125: k M0dest Me: What would you rather sniff, a butt-scented scratch and sniff sticker or a month old egg salad? GandhiMetal125: ive sniffed worse as i fuck ur mom M0dest Me: ok, this interview's over. you're clearly stoned. and drunk. M0dest Me: I'll call a taxi. M0dest Me: bye M0dest Me: assfuck GandhiMetal125: pc nig GandhiMetal125: niglet M0dest Me: pc
  17. KAntihistamine: interview me mothertrucker M0dest Me: who the hell is this and what have you done with my family?! KAntihistamine: i put them in a box KAntihistamine: shoebox KAntihistamine: to be precise M0dest Me: that solves the second question, now tell me who the hell is this KAntihistamine: Rael M0dest Me: do you mind if for the purposes of this interview I call you the Original Faggot, TOF, or should we just stick with Rael and assume those titles are inherent in the name? M0dest Me: you still with me, TOF? KAntihistamine: faggot reads you loud and clear M0dest Me: good M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: what was the stupidest thing you said on MT, aside from whatever you posted in the Introduce Yourself, Bitch thread? KAntihistamine: i don't think i ever posted there KAntihistamine: but regardless KAntihistamine: i think the stupidest thing i ever said was probably something about leaving forever, i think i did that once or twice and ended up changing my mind KAntihistamine: i was on my period M0dest Me: mmm, what brought you back? KAntihistamine: mood swings M0dest Me: are you a masochist? KAntihistamine: yes M0dest Me: I knew it. KAntihistamine: i enjoy it when people hit me M0dest Me: *punches TOF hard in the gut* KAntihistamine: that's acceptable but i prefer the chest or arms M0dest Me: man, you're such a pussy. M0dest Me: anyway. M0dest Me: Have you ever cried during a movie? If so, what movie? KAntihistamine: that part in the one WW2 movie where hitler dies M0dest Me: good answer. M0dest Me: Have you ever cried at something on MT? KAntihistamine: no, surprisingly M0dest Me: what about MTV? KAntihistamine: oh yeah M0dest Me: What was it? and do you have an STD? KAntihistamine: well when beavis and butthead was still on the air that show made me cry regularly KAntihistamine: such a great commentary on today's youth KAntihistamine: hit a nerve with me M0dest Me: understandable. if you're retarded. KAntihistamine: and i don't have any STDs M0dest Me: even after all that buttsecks? M0dest Me: you should probably get tested. M0dest Me: HIV takes 6 months to show up. KAntihistamine: i always used protection M0dest Me: Speaking of buttsecks, I noticed you had sex with Penny in my 'Have Sex with the Poster Above You' thread. How did that make you feel? KAntihistamine: it made me feel superior to the average poster KAntihistamine: it's not like i don't like penny M0dest Me: and was that a new feeling? KAntihistamine: he's one of my favorite posters KAntihistamine: but to be honest my real intention was to sleep my way to the top M0dest Me: you fucking bastard. KAntihistamine: no that wasn't a new feeling M0dest Me: there was no love, only talk. KAntihistamine: well KAntihistamine: no KAntihistamine: there wasn't even talk KAntihistamine: he had a ball gag in his mouth for most of it M0dest Me: "no that wasn't a new feeling" that's surprising. How long have you had dementia? KAntihistamine: my whole life M0dest Me: brilliant. M0dest Me: Do you think I'm being too soft on you right now? KAntihistamine: i'm basically better than everyone else that's ever lived KAntihistamine: too soft? M0dest Me: yes, does TOF want me to ask the hardball questions? KAntihistamine: you can't be too soft, with anything. take four-ply toilet paper for example M0dest Me: so you don't like it rough. Check. KAntihistamine: nobody complains about that stuff M0dest Me: Tenex, Cal, Kerri, take notes. KAntihistamine: kerri's not really gay M0dest Me: tell me something on MT that almost made you cry. KAntihistamine: just indecisive M0dest Me: yeah, and neither is Elton John, he just has fabulous taste in fashion. M0dest Me: now answer the question, TOF. KAntihistamine: that's mr. faggot to you KAntihistamine: asshole M0dest Me: Mr. Faggot Asshole, answer the question. KAntihistamine: nothing on KAntihistamine: shit i hate the fucking return key KAntihistamine: that's going to look fucking great on the transcripe KAntihistamine: t KAntihistamine: TRANSCRIPE? KAntihistamine: what the fuck. KAntihistamine: fuck this this interview is over M0dest Me: no. it is not. KAntihistamine: i'm never doing interviews again M0dest Me: you stay in that chair. M0dest Me: next question M0dest Me: NEXT M0dest Me: QUESTION M0dest Me: do your parents know you're gay? KAntihistamine: I am away from my computer right now and busily cutting my wrists M0dest Me: perfect, we'll stop there. M0dest Me: thank you for doing the interview, Rael Aerosal Imposter Kidwhateverthe fuck KAntihistamine: kafka? KAntihistamine: kafka i'm sorry KAntihistamine: i didn't mean it M0dest Me: yes? M0dest Me: didn't mean what? KAntihistamine: everything KAntihistamine: i'm sorry KAntihistamine: i just KAntihistamine: i just had so much fucking chocolate today and KAntihistamine: it's the meds KAntihistamine: i'm sorry i acted out KAntihistamine: it won't happen again i promise M0dest Me: I WILL KILL YOU IF THESE ARE LIES! I WILL KILL YOU! M0dest Me: *clears throat* M0dest Me: we all act out sometimes, it's ok M0dest Me: just as long as no one finds the body KAntihistamine: thank you for accepting my flaws instead of encouraging me to better myself M0dest Me: sure thing M0dest Me: ok, I think we're actually done now M0dest Me: were you happy with this interview? KAntihistamine: WHAT KAntihistamine: I'M NOT DONE TALKING M0dest Me: no, I think you are KAntihistamine: FUCK YOU KAFKA THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT M0dest Me: lol KAntihistamine: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER M0dest Me: ok, well, I did have some more questions KAntihistamine: oh ok KAntihistamine: shoot M0dest Me: ok M0dest Me: How long have you been dealing with your weight issue? M0dest Me: Is it hard to bend over and tie your shoes? KAntihistamine: well i was born underweight, so, as long as i can remember M0dest Me: as long as you can remember you've been trying to fix that and just recently went horribly over weight? ok M0dest Me: If your parents saw the way you posted on MT, do you think they would cry? KAntihistamine: yes KAntihistamine: certainly M0dest Me: why is that? KAntihistamine: because i call them assfucking dipshits on a regular basis M0dest Me: do you do whatever you want? KAntihistamine: no KAntihistamine: i am a coward M0dest Me: good to know. KAntihistamine: but i'm brave enough to admit it M0dest Me: now, we haven't done any of the simple questions. M0dest Me: How old are you? Are you in college? If so, where? M0dest Me: (by the way, being brave enough to admit it is like being stupid enough to....fuck....something. Shut up. Just shut up.) KAntihistamine: i'm 33 KAntihistamine: i went to community college for a few months but dropped out when it became apparent my history professor had NO knowledge of the star trek canon whatsoever M0dest Me: same thing I would do. M0dest Me: and you work in a guitar store, is this right? KAntihistamine: that's a cover KAntihistamine: i'm actually applying for a job at the CIA KAntihistamine: but so far they've been sending me rejection letters as a means to test my endurance M0dest Me: of course, they do that with everybody. M0dest Me: do you play guitar? KAntihistamine: only freebird KAntihistamine: i do play guitar hero though KAntihistamine: i got to the second to last song on Hard mode KAntihistamine: pretty good eh? M0dest Me: yeah M0dest Me: wait, no M0dest Me: that's gay M0dest Me: and you ruined my next question, but I'm asking it anyway M0dest Me: How long have you been sucking at guitar, and is your style more like Melissa Ethridge or the Indigo Girls? KAntihistamine: indigo girls probably KAntihistamine: and uh KAntihistamine: about 3 weeks. M0dest Me: if you were here with me in person, would you go smoke a cigarette with me or would you puss out? KAntihistamine: cigarettes are for people who don't have the strength to believe in themselves KAntihistamine: or something M0dest Me: thank you for those last words of idiocy M0dest Me: this has been quite pleasant M0dest Me: I'm going to smoke a cigarette, right after I post this KAntihistamine: don't leave
  18. I AM OFFICIALLY DOING THIS! PM ME IF YOU WANT TO BE INTERVIEWED!
  19. I"M CRYING OUT OF HAPPINESS! IT'S HERE, IN WALNUT CREEK, CALIFORNIA! I'M SO IN RAINBOWS!
  20. I need ur opinionz, MT, ur opinionz!!!
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